Ever feel like love spells don’t fucking work? Or, that you’re deeply unwilling to do the work required for a love spell to work? Or- omg, love spells are taboo, or dangerous to do- because if they do work- then damn, you could have someone obsessed with you for the next forever- and WTF do you do, to make IT STOP!

I have a theory about Love Spells and it goes like this:

Love spells are not inherently bad.

Love spells can, and do work, because they’re the same as every other spell.

However, most of the time, what we think we want- isn’t actually what we want- and this leads to visualization/manifestation error.

So, if you believe me, and are willing to suspend judgement towards the process, let your wild witch friend give you a little bit of advice she wished she had when she started thinking about and casting love spells.

And, worse come to worse, I can cast a Love Spell for you- for a donation to the cause of $50+ depending on the level of entanglement needed from your previous lover/s and the amount of work you, yourself are willing to put in.

First of all- grab your journal and let’s start untangling and talking to our higher self about what we want in a partner right now.

Set a timer for 5 minutes for each question and answer these questions as quickly and fully as possible. (Set aside an hour for this exercise.)

Why do I want a partner, or a new relationship right now?
What type of new relationship do I think I want? Casual? Long term? FWB? Open to universal guidance?
Who is my life currently makes me feel deeply loved, seen, understood and supported? What are their characteristics? What values do they have? How much time do I currently spend with them? Have I ever spent a full day with them? How’d it go?
What past romantic relationships have I had that made me feel seen, loved, supported and sheltered? How long did they last? What patterns of behavior did my partners have that made me feel loved, supported, sheltered and seen?
What past relationships made me feel shitty? Who are they and what were the specific behaviors they had which made me feel this way?
What type of healing work have I put in post toxic/shoddy relationship? Am I ready for a new relationship? Does my heart feel able to open and accept in a new person without attributing past experiences to the new person?
Can I focus right now on building the foundations of a new relationship, or are there things such as kids, dogs and career which are actually more important to me than dating?
Do I have any current toxic romantic entanglements that need to be figured out before I can feel deeply free to pursue a new person? Where am I actually at? Who lives with me? Who do I see everyday?

Ok! You’ve started the process for creating your very own love spell. Congratulations. You are one step closer to that dream romantic partnership that is a connection between equals who see each other, appreciate the differences between you both and see the strengths that you each bring to the relationship.

If you didn’t make it through all the questions- please for the love of Aphrodisiacs and Aphrodite, don’t cast a love spell on yourself or anyone else. You’re just gonna make things harder on you.

Now, if you made it through all the questions, and you see that yes, you’re ready to start a new relationship- congratulations! Go buy yourself some gorgeous flowers, pick up a couple of candle holders and 8 pink, and 8 red candles.

I recommend Raven’s Wing in Portland for the sheer sensuality of the experience.

Now, go home, place your flowers somewhere you can see their radiance, and light a pink candle and repeat this affirmation, out loud, 8 times:

“My perfect partner is searching for me, the same way I am searching for them. I release all blocks between us, and welcome them home.”

After each repetition, feel the way it feels to have your perfect human searching for you. Really feel it.

Feel them behind you, hugging you. Feel them curled up next to you in bed. Imagine kissing them, running your fingers along their body, and imagine what it feels like to goof off and be silly with them doing mundane, boring errands. Feel how it feels to really laugh with them. Enjoy the experience. Put your open heart into the process. Trust that heart. Believe in yourself and really feel the positivity radiating from you and from them.

Now, light your red candle and repeat this affirmation 8 times:

“WOW! Our sex is so hot. Our chemistry together is phenomenal. They know just how to touch me, and I feel it all the way to my core.”

Each time you repeat the affirmation, really feel what it feels like to be deeply sexually and sensually attracted to this human.

Breathe it in, hold it, and breathe it out. Imagine the type of sex the two of you will be having. Imagine where.

Giggle to yourself and imagine how it will feel to be in a bedroom with them, tumbling around. Breathe the delicious sexual energy into your root chakra, and really experience the charge between the two of you.

Exhale. Let it all go.

Feels great, doesn’t it?
Feel free to touch your whole body, and/or masturbate during, or post this visualization process. Calling in a new exciting lover SHOULD feel exciting. Getting off, having an orgasm, or four is an excellent idea.

You don’t have to masturbate for this spell to work- however, it really helps add an umph of energy to the process.

Congrats! You did stage one of your first love spell!

Now forget about it. Until tomorrow, when you do the entire process all over again. For eight full days.

Yup. Love requires commitment ya know?

I hope you enjoy this entire process.

If you’re curious, yes!
You can adapt this into a self love spell. Switch up the affirmations to a mantra that feels healing and sexy to you, and do them in front of the mirror, masturbation included. <3

Yes, you can do this with a lover.

Switch up the affirmations to phrases which inspire each of you, just agree on your affirmations together before hand.

I love you!

Go love yourself senseless!